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New PM issues statement on Burger & Lobster election: “I have more important things to think about”
Burger leader Patty Stacks asked about how he’d fill his cabinet: “Spices alphabetised, baking products on the top shelf”
Lobster Party leader Clawdia Thermidor-Rolls narrowly misses out on honours list
Buses in Manchester “not a concern” for Burger or Lobster leaders
A third candidate has entered the race: Andy, for the & Party
Burger Party leader Patty Stacks “not ruling out” late cabinet addition
Candidate with bin on head rules out running in Burger vs. Lobster election: “It’s too silly for me”
Burger leader Patty Stacks: “The only VAT I’m interested in is the one we use to cook our delicious fries”
Initial polling for Andy of the & Party “pretty dire” reports suggest
Reports suggest Lobster Party leader Clawdia Thermidor-Rolls will also be running in Clacton-on-Sea byelection
Clacton-on-Sea resident: “I don’t want to vote for a stupid joke candidate, which is why I’ll be voting Lobster”
New PM issues statement on Burger & Lobster election: “I have more important things to think about”
Burger leader Patty Stacks asked about how he’d fill his cabinet: “Spices alphabetised, baking products on the top shelf”
Lobster Party leader Clawdia Thermidor-Rolls narrowly misses out on honours list
Buses in Manchester “not a concern” for Burger or Lobster leaders
A third candidate has entered the race: Andy, for the & Party
Burger Party leader Patty Stacks “not ruling out” late cabinet addition
Candidate with bin on head rules out running in Burger vs. Lobster election: “It’s too silly for me”
Burger leader Patty Stacks: “The only VAT I’m interested in is the one we use to cook our delicious fries”
Initial polling for Andy of the & Party “pretty dire” reports suggest
Reports suggest Lobster Party leader Clawdia Thermidor-Rolls will also be running in Clacton-on-Sea byelection
Clacton-on-Sea resident: “I don’t want to vote for a stupid joke candidate, which is why I’ll be voting Lobster”